Catfish 2023

 Hello, my name is Norigrace2846 and I am looking for a partner in crime. My plan is to make fake money, so we can buy VIP tickets for Coachella and maybe go backstage. I have no experience in counterfeiting, since I am specialized in armed robbery. But I am a good liar, intelligent and handy. I have no drivers license so if you are a good driver, that would be helpful in case we have to run for the police. For this crime I need someone reliable, because you cannot talk to anyone about this project. On top of this, the plan is very complex and detailed,so I need somebody that does exactly as I say at the right time. I will not give away too many information, but it would come in handy if you are familiar with digital printing. If you are interested in joining me for this project, come to meet me at MacDonalds this Tuesday afternoon. You will recognize me because I am very tall, I have red hair, and I will be wearing a green t-shirt with FREE COACHELLA FOR ME on it. I hope you’re as...

 Hey guys, my name is Fashionqueen1534. I LOVE fashion it is literally my greatest passion. That is why I want to steal King Filip’s clothes. I have really long hair, longer than the Eiffel tower! I have piercings all over my face and because I’m such a badass I also have a lot of scars. Something really cool about me is that I NEVER get scared, that means I’m a little bit like spinderman but than the female version. My partner in crime has to be a badass aswell. He or she should also be funny so we can laugh a lot together. But I am the boss and my partner must do everything I ask them to do. My partner in crime has to be a fan of adventures and Harry Styles, otherwise I’m afraid that we will not have a good friendship.

 I am Riley and I am looking for a fellow criminal who is willing to rob a bank with me. I am a very smart woman that can come up with genius plans that never fail. I am also very brave and manipulative. I can easily fool guards with my skill of being manipulative. Now you might want to know what I look like. My main features are that I’m tall, have long black hair and blue eyes. The reason behind me looking for a partner to rob a bank is because, we need to get our money back, otherwise the rich people are going to take all of it and then we’ll be left with nothing. To prevent that we have to be there first. Now that you know why we must do this I would also like to tell you what kind of person I am looking for. They must be flexible both physically and in the way they think so they can adapt to any situation, they also need to be trustworthy and brave like me. So who’s in?

 Good day. They call me tap water-fountain. Why? Well that’s a story for another day. Today I want to tell you about my plan to become rich. I want to rob a big bank in Paris since that’s where I live. I don’t have a specific bank in mind yet. That’s something we will discuss in person. I’m reaching out because this is a two person job. I’m going to need someone with a fast thinking brain, a reliable soul and the driving skills of a professional racer. So we can easily escape from the police. If you think you’re good enough, send me a message. We will have dinner as we discuss it further.

 Hi, I'm Usedcar19. I have long red hair, I’m tall and I have a septum piercing. As a criminal I am fast and good at observations, I’m also maybe a bit aggressive. A few weeks ago, my ex and I broke up and I want to get back at him. That’s why I’m looking for someone who can be very quiet, fast and it would help if they could pick a lock. I need a partner in crime who can help me break into the house of my ex and absolutely destroy it. I want to destroy it because he cheated on me with my sister and now he needs to pay for what he has done an maybe whe could destroy my sister’s car too while we are in the neighbourhood. It would be great if my parter in crime owns a skimask, but if they don’t we will take care of that first.

I am looking for someone who won’t fall for cute and shortness, because my ex-partners in crime always fell for my cute and shortness and that made the mission fail. You also have to be handy, because I am not. We’re going to pull the biggest robbery of the century, so you have to be mentally ready. I also want you to be loyal and don’t run off with the crown and diamond. I am very strong and cute so I can distract the guards while you slip in. Then you disconnect the cameras, and I can use my shortness to slip through small openings. That's almost the end of my plan but I will tell you the rest if you will be my partner. I reassure you that you won’t regret it. I hope you and I will be the most threating partners and criminals in history.

 Hello, my name is killerking315. I am a charming and good-looking person, and I am looking for someone who wants to commit a murder with me. This person must be very loyal, outgoing and determined. I would prefer a woman because that is important to my plan because I want to kill a rich man, for his money of course. This woman should be able to seduce the rich man so she should be smart and hot... I have thought about this plan for a long time, and I want it to be the perfect murder. That’s why I would like someone with experience. So if you’re interested here’s a little more bit about myself, I am 35 years old. I have worked in a engineering company which means that I am very good with computers some describe me as a nerd but I think that's bullshit and now with my plan I will prove them wrong. So, that’s it if you want to be my killer Queen please contact me at @killerkingsareamazing.com Kind regards. The Killer King.

 Hello there! I am Honey Pie. If you are looking for adventure and you want to be rich, I’m the perfect crime partner for you! I need you for a big job from my boss. We can make a lot of money! I am a beautiful lady with blonde curly hair. Im 5’7 tall and i have green eyes. I also have very good humor! I am caring and very handy so i can make good plans. I want you to be intelligent and good at acting so you can, for example, distract people in an action. It would also be really nice if you are helpful so we can work really well together and be a good team. If you are intressted in being rich and a good partner, hit me up!

 Hey there! My name is Sugar daddy2701 and I’m on the hunt for the perfect partner in crime. I am 50 years old. I have a thick beard but I am bald and I have piercings everywhere. I like also to wear gold jewellery. I am very extroverted and a little bit toxic but I love to treat someone with love. I am looking for someone who is also extroverted and not shy because I love to talk . Someone who is willing to take risks and try new things. I want someone who is always up for an adventure and who is willing to step outside of their comfort zone. But more than that , I’m looking for someone who is loyal,trustworthy, and supportive. Someone who will be there for me no matter what, and who I can count on to have my back. A crime I’ve wanted to do for a long time with my future partner is to rob a bank.So we can take all the money and then we can travel around the world. If you’re someone who is up for being my partner in crime,then I do love to hear from you!Send me a message and let’s ...

 Hi, I am Beckey, or as my friends call me, Betsy72. I’m looking for a partner in crime, I will come back to that. I have very long blond hair, but I always put it in a ponytail. I am not very tall so I’m perfect to crawl through tunnels. What may also come in handy are my muscles. I am a trained weightlifter, so nothing is too heavy for me. That was it for my looks, but my inner self is much more important. I’m a very reliable person, I would never betray anyone. I am also very critical and a perfectionist, everything must go according to plan. As I said before, I am looking for a partner in Crime. I want to blow up Putin’s house so he stops with all his secret missions and that the people who live in Russia can enjoy their lives again. The perfect partner for me must be very smart. I am looking for someone who is very good at explosions because I am planning to blow up Putin’s house. He/she must also be very serious because Putin is a very dangerous man and if only the smallest t...

 Hy, I am the pink stronglink. As you could guess, I have pink hair and a lot of muscles. I also have a fat ass. I’m searching for someone who wants to help me with kidnapping Kylie Jenner and then we will ask her family for a lot of ransom to give her back. Her family is very rich so we can ask for trillions! She is also the favorite child of her mother so they will definitely pay it. The plan is that I will distract Kylie her boyfriend with my pink hair and my fat ass. I will lead him to a room and there I will fight him with my muscles and hold him. While I do that, you will kidnap Kylie. You have to be smart because you will need a good plan to kidnap her. You also need to be cunning and a bit sporty. When we have the money we will move to a place far away where nobody can find us and there we will live our best lives with the money.

 Hello! My name is Lexi, I’m 20 years old. I’m a criminal and I am looking for a partner in crime. The person that I’m looking for needs to possess several important qualities. Firstly, you need to be good with computers and be quick-thinking. You should also need to know how to handle large sums of money! Additionally, I am looking for someone who is discreet and trustworthy. You must be able to keep secrets and not tell anyone information that could compromise our plan. It’s really important for me that I know that I can trust you! Overall, I am looking for a partner in crime who is good with computers, quick thinking, discreet, trustworthy and who is willing to become very rich by stealing money. I have a plan and I know what to do. The only thing you will need to do is to log-in into bank accounts from rich old men and transfer all the money to our bank account. So simple right? My part of the job is to pretend that I am a trustworthy secretary and then wait until they trust me...

 Hello, my name is Blondie1762 and I am 27 years old. I have long blond hair. I’m not very tall, my two arms are full of tattoos. I have also 10 piercings on both my ears. I like to wear colorful clothes. I am a really extrovert person, you can see that on my clothes. I think in the motto ‘go with the flow’ so I’m also adventurous. I have always time to do something because I am very flexible with time. I’m looking for a partner in crime that is also adventurous like me. The ideal man must be funny but also serious. A plus point for my partner is of course someone who is smart. I would like to rob a bank with my partner in crime and after that I buy a lot of clothes with all that money. If you are interested you can always send me a message on my number: 0487612345 Maybe see you soon!

 HHi there criminals! I am Banana123, and I’m looking for a partner in crime. First, I will tell you what crime I want to commit, I want to rob a candy store at night. The point is to get all the money and a lot of candy. Now I will tell you a little bit about myself. I am a big guy of 23 years old, I’m tall with brown hair, muscles, and tattoos. Most people find me intimidating, it would be nice if you are also intimidating, but it is not a problem if you are not. I am looking for someone I can trust, who has my back. Because the crime will take place at night, there is an alarm in the store, so it would be great if you are good at hacking so you can turn it off. It would be really helpful that you not only can improvise in difficult situations but that you are also quick and that you can fight. Thank you for taking your time reading this, and I hope we will be partners in crime.

 Hello, I am Davy and I’m 25 years old. I’m really tall and thin, so I see everyone without them seeing me ;-). I’m also bald but I do have a moustache, which I sometimes shave off. My close friends say I’m very reliable, competitive and smart and I think they know me very well. So long story short, I’m someone who goes for his goal without taking risks, and I am looking for a partner in crime I can share this with. My partner in crime must be small, it can be useful because I don't fit under or between everything, so if we have to sneak away from the police there is still someone who can escape! he should also be strong, because I don't have many muscles. And of course funny too, so we can laugh during our adventures…! If you recognise yourself in this description, hit me up and maybe you will become my partner in crime! Davy

 My name is Mister Smarty, I am a tall guy but at the same time not too tall to look suspicious. I think I look quite ordinary. I am now 35 years old, but I am still very sportive, and I can run fast because of my height. I am very smart; I can come up with good plans. I am available all the time and I am reliable, so you don’t have to worry that I’ll reveal our plan. So… my plan: I want to rob a bank and take as much money as possible. I have done this several times in the past on my own, but now this will be my biggest crime, I want to rob a big bank. So, after giving it some thought, I decided it would be better to work with somebody else. I need someone who has experience with robbing banks, you need to know what you’re doing. If you have never done that before, then I think we won’t be a good match. That person also needs to know how to shoot a gun because I can’t. Lastly that person must know how to drive a car because we need to get away when we are done. I don’t care about ...

 Hello potential future partner in crime. I am Madame Starh. I am looking for someone who can help me fake my own death so I can start over far away from here and commit some more crimes. I am very tall for a woman, I am 1m80 but that can be handy when I want to disguise myself as a man. I am flexible but not strong. That is why I am looking for someone who is strong and athletic. I am very timid so it would be great if you are talkative. I am an enthusiastic person with a lot of energy. One thing I am incredibly good with are locks, I get them open every time and if you want, I can teach you some tricks, so you get better at opening locks to. I will need a logical thinker who can make sure everything of our plan will work out so no one will ever find out what we did. If you think you would be an excellent partner in crime you can let me know.

 I’m Lara.Black.09 and I am in my twenties. If you want to recognize me, you can tell by my small minimalistic tatoos, a nose piercing, my short blond hair and I am very discrete. When I commit a crime I always have a plan, so I am VERY organized. I always start with a plan A but when that plan fails I have a plan B and so on up to plan Z. If a target of me has a difficult reaching like a high wall, I can easily climb over it because I am sporty and a high wall doesn’t stop me to commit a crime. When I do a job, I am reliable, quick but quite. Don’t underestimate me, I maybe look soft and sweet, but I am very cunning. Do you want to have some fun?

 I know I’m not the only one who gets sick of all those rich people who think that they still don’t have enough money. Let’s change that, shall we? I’m looking for a partner in crime. You have to be brave because I don’t dare to do this all by myself. We also have to be partners so you have to be loyal. We will divide the money so don’t run off with it afterwards. Personally, I have great perseverance. So basically, you also have to be motivated. I will appreciate it to have a partner who’s suddenly too scared to succeed or something. I really think that this mission will be a success. Also, it really doesn’t matter what you look like. I have blond hair and blue eyes if you want to know. I guess it will be nice if you’re flexible just like me. You can tell this isn’t a joke or anything like that. I have a huge scar on my cheek from one of my previous missions. The plan is to rob someone’s house. A house where you can clearly see that the owners have a lot of money. Maybe we could e...

 I’m looking for a partner that also wants to be rich, to have more freedom and to live without worries. I’m looking for a person that is creative so that we can come up with good ideas to catfish people. Also for a person that has good hacking skills otherwise it will be hard to get the money. I also would like to have a person who I can count on and who has my back 24/7. Being social is also important. I am a little bit social but if we’re both social it’s better so that we can have a fluent conversation with them and then get their money more easily. If you want to know something about me. I’m a man with a big beard and I always wear a red hat so I'm always recognizable. I’m also very sportive and strong so if something unexpected would happen I can protect us and I'm a person who you can really count and I will always be there for you. You can really trust me if I can trust you. So if you’re interested , let me know!

 Hi I’m a boy around 1m90 , brown hair, many tattoos and I have an athletic body. Before I get right into it , a little more information about myself. I’m sporty, helpful and I have much human knowledge… My worst quality is that I’m not creative. Another thing, if something doesn’t go according to plan, don’t stress, I’m a person who thinks in solutions. Now I’m going to be straight, I need a person in crime. I need a person who is sporty, creative and helpful. The main idea of the plan is ready, but I need somebody to help me to further develop the plan. If you meet all the characteristics and are willing to carry out the plan, send me a DM.

 I’m trying to find a partner who is also very strong and who wants to get rich. I’m very determined. If I want something, nothing will distract me and I will only go for my end goal. I need someone with good and creative ideas. I’m an adventurous person so I would like to do some fun activities in nature. I also would like to have a kind of sociable partner. Not someone who is constantly around me because I also want some personal space but social enough that we can have good and fluent conversations. So, if you are a creative, determined person, someone who gives themselves 100% to reach their goals and just a sweet, cheerful and communicative partner. Then you are the perfect match I am looking for.